Many People Are Gullible, And We Can

Every Man Should Make His Son Or Daughter Learn Some Useful Trade Or Profession, So That In These Days Of Changing Fortunes Of Being Rich Today And Poor Tomorrow They May Have Something Tangible To Fall Back Upon. This Provision Might Save Many Persons From Misery, Who By Some Unexpected Turn Of Fortune Have Lost All Their Means.

If I Was Not A Remarkably Modest Man, I Should Probably Brag A Little, And Say That I Had Done What No American Ever Before Accomplished By Visiting The Queen At Her Palace Twice Within Eight Days.

Fortune Always Favors The Brave, And Never Helps A Man Who Does Not Help Himself.

I Am A Showman By Profession... And All The Gilding Shall Make Nothing Else Of Me.

I Risked Much, But I Made Much.