I Have No Sense Of Well-being. There's

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Let's Not Forget, I Got Divorced.

You Write About What You Know.

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You Know, When You Do Standup There Are Certain Requirements That You Have To Do Like You Have To Go On Stage And When You Get Introduced You Have To Say "hey,how Ya Doin'? How Are Ya?" I Couldn't Do It. It Was False.