There's Nothing Better Than A Good, Blind

You're 83? Really? You Don't Look It. I Would've Guessed 81 Or 82.

He's The Only Man I Know Of Who Can Hide His Own Easter Eggs.

If You Ever Had Your Moon Salted You'd Know How Painful That Could Be.

I Know All About Cheating. I've Had Six Very Successful Marriages.

When's The Last Time You Went Into A Barber Shop And Saw Everyone There Unconsious?