He Looks Like Something That Fell Out

Koko B. Ware … His Mom’s First Name Was Tupper.

Janetty Tried To Dive Through The Window To Escape, What An Act Of Cowardice.

You're 83? Really? You Don't Look It. I Would've Guessed 81 Or 82.

The Money's The Same, Whether You Earn It Or Scam It.

And For Those Of You That Dropped Out Of High School, Remember The Famous Phrase: 'do You Want Fries With That?'