There's No Way New Orleans Will Ever

Every Time You See Someone Sticking Up A 7-eleven, The Kid's Wearing A Hoodie. Every Time You See A Mugging On A Surveillance Camera Or They Get The Old Lady In The Alcove, It's A Kid Wearing A Hoodie. You Have To Recognize That This Whole Stylizing Yourself As A Gangsta - You're Going To Be A Gangsta Wannabe? Well, People Are Going To Perceive You As A Menace.

That Is Entirely Fitting I'm Sure, But I Personally Can't Get Over The Memory Of 2005. When Michael Jackson Stood Essentially Alone And Accused And Convicted In The Minds Of Many Of The Most Perverse Crime.

The Killer Bees Have Gone, Like Rats Deserting The Titanic.

Michelle Malkin Is The Most Vile, Hateful Commentator I've Ever Met In My Life. She Actually Believes That Neighbors Should Start Snitching Out Neighbors, And We Should Be Deporting People. It's Good She's In D.c. And I'm In New York. I'd Spit On Her If I Saw Her.

Never Take A Job Where Winter Winds Can Blow Up Your Pants