There's No Point In Being Unhappy About

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

...and There I Suddenly Found My Articulate Self In A Dazzling Land Of Smiling, Jostling People Wearing And Not Wearing All Sorts Of Costumes And Doing All Sorts Of Clever Things. And That's When I Knew! What Other Life Could There Be But That Of An Actor?

I Suppose You Might Call Me The Sophisticated Type. I Like To Act With Dialogue. Not With Grunts.

The Only Really Good Thing About Acting In Movies Is That There's No Heavy Lifting.

I Have No Plans To Write An Autobiography, I Will Leave That To Others. I'm Sure They Will Turn Me Into A Homosexual Or A Nazi Spy Or Something Else.