There's No Doubt That Motherhood Is The

Aging Gracefully Is One Thing, But Trying To Slow It Down Is Another.

I Just Am A Snob When It Comes To Humor.

Some Things Never Change And The Intriguing Things You Fall In Love With Will Become The Things You Don't Like.

A Lot Of My Humor Does Come From Anger. It's Like, You're Not Gonna Pull One Over On Me - Which Is Pretty Much My Motto Anyways.

I Think I Look Very Healthy. You've Already Seen What I've Eaten, So I Couldn't Be Anorexic, And I Wouldn't Throw Up If You Paid Me $1,000, So I'm Not Bulimic. Okay, For $1,000 I Would Stick My Finger Down My Throat, But Throwing Up Is The Worst Thing In The World.