I Don't Want To Feel I'm Responsible

You Never Have To Guess Where You Stand With Me.

You Know, My Mother's Beautiful, My Dad Was A Really Handsome Man, And There Was A Lot Of Talk About Looks When I Was Growing Up.

It's So Easy To Grow Apart; Marriage Takes Work.

Well, Actually, Plucking My Eyebrows Is More Of A Hobby Than A Grooming Tip.

Things That Are Really Offensive Make Me Laugh Because I Like Things That Push The Envelope, Go Out On A Limb, And Are Bold.