There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

Nothing Hurts More Than The Friendly Letter That One Never Got Around To Writing.

It's Not That The Irish Are Cynical. It's Rather That They Have A Wonderful Lack Of Respect For Everything And Everybody.

Whatever You Hold In Contempt Is Your Jailer.

Every Cripple Has His Own Way Of Walking.

Prostitutes, More Than Any Other Profession, Help Keep American Marriages Together.