There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

Ninety-seven Saint Days A Year Wouldn't Affect The Theater, But Two Yom Kippurs Would Ruin It.

To Get Enough To Eat Was Regarded As An Achievement. To Get Drunk Was A Victory.

No Man Can Discover His Own Talents.

A Man Is Fortunate If He Encounters Living Examples Of Vice, As Well As Of Virtue, To Inspire Him.

The Most Important Things To Do In The World Are To Get Something To Eat, Something To Drink And Somebody To Love You.