There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

It's Not That The Irish Are Cynical. It's Rather That They Have A Wonderful Lack Of Respect For Everything And Everybody.

I Cannot Imagine Any Crime Worse Than Taking A Life, Can You? -it'd Depend Whose Life.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

There Is No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Except Your Own Obituary.

Pound Notes Are The Best Religion In The World.