There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.

I'm A Communist By Day And A Catholic As Soon As It Gets Dark.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

The English And Americans Dislike Only Some Irish--the Same Irish That The Irish Themselves Detest, Irish Writers--the Ones That Think.