There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

New York Is My Lourdes, Where I Go For Spiritual Refreshment... A Place Where You're Least Likely To Be Bitten By A Wild Goat.

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

Shakespeare Said Pretty Well Everything And What He Left Out, James Joyce, With A Judge From Meself, Put In.

The Sun Was In Mind To Come Out But Having A Look At The Weather It Was In Lost Heart And Went Back Again.

One Drink Is To Many For Me And A Thousand Not Enough.