There's Just One Thing I Can't Figure

The People Who Know Nothing About Music Are The Ones Always Talking About It.

If I Could Read It, I Could Play It.

I'm An Interpreter Of Stories. When I Perform It's Like Sitting Down At My Piano And Telling Fairy Stories.

I Am An American Citizen And Feel I Am Entitled To The Same Rights As Any Other Citizen.

Primarily I'm A Meat Man, Although Once In A While I Toy With A Few Vegetables.