I Make No Claim To Being A

You've Got To Change With The Public's Taste.

There's Just One Thing I Can't Figure Out. My Income Tax!

I'm An Interpreter Of Stories. When I Perform It's Like Sitting Down At My Piano And Telling Fairy Stories.

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I'm Not Playing For Other Musicians. We're Trying To Reach The Guy Who Works All Day And Wants To Spend A Buck At Night. We'll Keep Him Happy.