There's An Awful Lot Of Blood Around

In Youth We Are Plagued By Desire; In Later Years, By The Desire To Feel Desire.

They Threaten Me With Lung Cancer, And Still I Smoke And Smoke. If They'd Only Threaten Me With Hard Work, I Might Stop.

Philosophy Teaches A Man That He Can't Take It With Him; Taxes Teach Him He Can't Leave It Behind Either.

We Have To Call It "freedom": Who'd Want To Die For "a Lesser Tyranny"

Courage Can't See Around Corners But Goes Around Them Anyway.