Beauty Often Fades, But Seldom So Swiftly

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If You Are Brave Too Often, People Will Come To Expect It Of You.

An Old Racetrack Joke Reminds You That Your Program Contains All The Winners' Names. I Stare At My Typewriter Keys With The Same Thought.

Some Women Love Only What They Can Hold In Their Arms; Others, Only What They Can't.

Neurotics Are Always Looking For Something New To Overdo.