Beauty Often Fades, But Seldom So Swiftly

Women Flirt To Keep Their Stock High, Men To Get Somewhere.

It Is Always Safe To Tell People That They're Looking Wonderful.

If You Made A List Of Reasons Why Any Couple Got Married, And Another List Of The Reasons For Their Divorce, You'd Have A Hell Of A Lot Of Overlapping.

God Is Less Careful Than General Motors, For He Floods The World With Factory Rejects.

To Smoke Or Not To Smoke: I Can Make Of Either A Life-work.