Beauty Often Fades, But Seldom So Swiftly

God And The Devil Lose To A Common Enemy: Inertia.

Of All Second-class Citizens, Neurotics Are The Only Ones Who Are So By Choice.

I'm Glad I Don't Have To Explain To A Man From Mars Why Each Day I Set Fire To Dozens Of Little Pieces Of Paper, And Then Put Them In My Mouth.

God Doesn't Measure His Bounty, But Oh How We Do!

Spite Is Never Lonely; Envy Always Tags Along.