There's A Little Spinal Tap In All

My Fastest Time In High School Was A 4:29 Mile. I Think Cross-country Has Something To Do With My Longevity In My Business. When You're In An Eight-mile Race, You Never Give Up.

The Sicker Our Fans Get, The Sicker We'll Get

You Know It's Always Funny - The More Legend Awards You Get, The Closer You Get To The Grave, I Guess, I Am Going Full Strength Right Now So It's Great To Get These While You're Alive, I'd Hate To Get Them After You're Dead.

Make That Money Run Like Honey On Your Tongue.

I Don't Think You Can Shock An Audience Anymore. Me Cutting My Head Off Is A Great Illusion, But When You Turn On Cnn And There's A Guy Really Getting His Head Cut Off, It Does Dilute What I Did.