There'll Be Plenty Of Time To Rest

A Mathematician Is Someone Who Can Take A Cup Of Coffee And Turn It Into A Theory.

The Sf [supreme Fascist, I.e. God] Created Us To Enjoy Our Suffering. The Sooner We Die, The Sooner We Defy His Plans.

Finally I Am Becoming Stupider No More.

There Are Three Signs Of Senility. The First Sign Is That A Man Forgets His Theorems. The Second Sign Is That He Forgets To Zip Up. The Third Sign Is That He Forgets To Zip Down.

Suppose Aliens Invade The Earth And Threaten To Obliterate It In A Year's Time Unless Human Beings Can Find The Ramsey Number For Red Five And Blue Five. We Could Marshal The World's Best Minds And Fastest Computers, And Within A Year We Could Probably Calculate The Value. If The Aliens Demanded The Ramsey Number For Red Six And Blue Six, However, We Would Have No Choice But To Launch A Preemptive Attack.