There Was A Time When People Said,

You Can Fail At What You Don’t Want, So You Might As Well Take A Chance On Doing What You Love.

I Wish Everyone Could Experience Being Rich And Famous, So They'd See It Wasn't The Answer To Anything.

What’s Yours? How Will You Serve The World? What Do They Need That Your Talent Can Provide? That’s All You Have To Figure Out.

Lots Of People Say If You Dredge Too Much Stuff Up, You'll Go Crazy - "you'll Go Insane!" But For A Comedian, Insanity Is Not A Problem. It's A Goal.

I Think I Could Go Away Tomorrow. I've Already Accomplished Something. It's Such A Selfish Business That Sometimes I Get Sick Of Myself.