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I Once Sat Next To Jim From Wild Kingdom On A Flight From Atlanta. I Find Mentioning That Opens A Lot Of Doors.

I Am The The Type To Have A Personal Experience With A Celebrity, But I'm Too Classy To Bring That Up.

My Sister Sometimes Does A Todd Barry Tribute Act.

I'm Particularly Proud Of My Reluctance To Share My Dreams With Anyone.

I Don't Really Know Much About Pirates, Or Pirate Culture. I'd Be A Contrarian Pirate.