There Is Still Nothing In Life As

I've Had Bad Days And Good Days In My Life, But I've Never Had A Day When I Didn't Enjoy That Red Light Going On. Whether On The Radio, Or On Television, There's Still A Little Bump Every Time It Goes On. And If You Can Spend A Life, If You Can Get Paid Well For Doing Something You Absolutely Love, Well You Can't Beat That.

I'm The Worst Person To Be Stuck With In A Traffic Jam.

I'm Not Offended. Lenny Bruce Taught Me That Everything's Funny. You Can Make Everything Funny. I Don't Think That Assassinations Are Funny, I Don't Think You Can Make Fun Of Isis, But Almost Everything Is Funny. And If We Can't Laugh At Ourselves, Who Can We Laugh At? So I Don't Mind Ethnic Humor. I Like Ethnic Humor. I Like Dialect Jokes. Laughter Is A Very Subjective Thing. If It's Funny To You It's Funny. And A Lot Of Things Are Funny To Me.

What You Want In An Interview Is Four Things: You Want Someone Who Can Explain What They Do Very Well, Who Can Have A Sense Of Humor And Hopefully Is Self - Deprecating, Who Has A Bit Of A Chip On Their Shoulder, And Passion. If You Have Passion, A Chip On The Shoulder, A Sense Of Humor, And You Can Explain What You Do Very Well, It Doesn't Matter If You're A Plumber Or A Singer Or A Politician. If You Have Those Four Things, You Are Interesting.

Don't You Think It Would Be Better To Legalize Victimless Crimes Like Drugs & Prostitution & Divert The Resources To More Important Things Like The Rapes & Assaults & Things Like That?