Joan Rivers, Who Said To Marcel Marceau,

King Solomon, Who Said To His Thousand Wives, Who Doesn't Have A Headache Tonight? Never Got A Dinner!

Sophia Loren, Whose New Baby Asked Her, Is All That For Me? Never Got A Dinner!

Moshe Dayan, Who Said To Sammy Davis, Jr., That's Funny, To Me You Only Look Half Jewish. Never Got A Dinner!

George W. Bush, Who Said To Pope John Paul Ii, Give Us A Visit, And Bring The Missus. Never Got A Dinner!

Orson Welles, Who Said To Anita Bryant, Stop Picketing Me. What I Said Was I Was A Thespian. Never Got A Dinner!