There Is Nothing Like A Garden To

Superstition Has Its Practical Uses.

No Woman Really Wants A Man To Carry Her Off; She Only Wants Him To Want To Do It.

Husbands Do Not Care To Be Contradicted. Indeed, I Do Not Know Anyone Who Does.

A Man Asking For Help Ought To At Least Give Directions.

Cats Always Made Up To The People Who Hated Them The Most. Depending On How You Chose To Look At It, It Was A Touching Manifestation Of Trust, Or A Malicious Pleasure In Human Discomfort.