Children, I Feel, Are As Much Entitled

No Woman Really Wants A Man To Carry Her Off; She Only Wants Him To Want To Do It.

Humor Is An Excellent Method Of Keeping A Tight Rein On Unproductive Displays Of Emotion.

Now, Mama, Papa, And Sir," Said Ramses, "please Withdraw To The Farthest Corner And Crouch Down With Your Backs Turned. It Is As I Feared; We Will Never Break Through By This Method. The Walls Are Eight Feet Thick. Fortunately I Brought Along A Little Nitroglycerin--" "oh, Good Gad," Shrieked Inspector Cuff.

...nefret Said With A Gusty Sigh, 'well, That's Done It. We May As Well Join In, Ramses, Family Arguments Are The Favorite Form Of Amusement Here And This Looks Like Being A Loud One.

A Church Ought To Express The Joy Of Religion As Well As Its Majesty.