There Is Nothing Funny About Aging: It

Every Television Show You Go On Is A Choice.

She's So Pure, Moses Couldn't Even Part Her Knees.

People Are Arguing Whether Mel Gibson's "passion Of The Christ" Is Anti-semitic. Well, Whether It Is Or It Isn't, It Doesn't Matter, Because I've Been In Touch With His Accounting Firm, Rosencrantz, Levy And Stern, And They're Screwing Him Out Of His Profits.

I Enjoy Life When Things Are Happening. I Don't Care If It's Good Things Or Bad Things. That Means You're Alive.

Diets, Like Clothes, Should Be Tailored To You.