There Is No Such Thing As A

We Toast The Lisp Programmer Who Pens His Thoughts Within Nests Of Parentheses.

A Good Programming Language Is A Conceptual Universe For Thinking About Programming.

Optimization Hinders Evolution. Everything Should Be Built Top-down, Except The First Time. Simplicity Does Not Precede Complexity, But Follows It.

Motto For A Research Laboratory: What We Work On Today, Others Will First Think Of Tomorrow.

When Someone Says, "i Want A Programming Language In Which I Need Only Say What I Want Done," Give Him A Lollipop.