There Is No Such Thing As A

When A Professor Insists Computer Science Is X But Not Y, Have Compassion For His Graduate Students.

Adapting Old Programs To Fit New Machines Usually Means Adapting New Machines To Behave Like Old Ones.

Any Noun Can Be Verbed.

In Computing, The Mean Time To Failure Keeps Getting Shorter.

In Programming, As In Everything Else, To Be In Error Is To Be Reborn.