There Is No Normality In Life.

Everyone Seems To Think I'm Very Ladylike. That I'm Very Cultured And Intelligent. I Drink Alot Of Diet Coke And Belch. I've Been Known To Use The F-word. I've Told A Few Dirty Jokes. I Arm-wrestle.

Famous People Come Up To Me, But I Don't Know Who They Are Because My Sight Is So Bad. It's Always At The Pool Of The Four Seasons In Beverly Hills When I Don't Have My Lenses In And My Glasses Are In My Room.

The Thing About The Oscars Is Real Life Doesn't Stop. You Have To Get Back To Planet Earth The Following Morning. The Rubbish Needs Taking Out. The Kids Will Be Crying. They'll Need Feeding. Kids Do Not Care Whether You've Been To The Oscars!

On Corsets: I Said, You Have Got To Be Kidding. I Am An Ape And Yet I Am Still Expected To Squeeze Myself Into One Of Those Damn Things.

I Love Witches And Magic And Dress-up And Make-believe.