There Is No Correlation Between Happiness And

I Do Love Country Music.

I Don't Even Think Of Myself As A Quote, Unquote Star - That's Really Douchey. I Think Of Myself As Just Like . . . A Dance Commander. You Have To Have Dance Parties All Day And Night, And You Always Have To Be Excited About Having A Dance Party. You Have To Have A Dance Party In Milan One Day, And Then Wake Up And Have A Dance Party At, Like, Four In The Morning On National Television In L.a. The Next Day. The Hours Are Insane.

I Could Party In A Cardboard Box With People Who Are Funny And Don't Care. For Me, It's Really About Who I Surround Myself With, So I Just Try To Always Be With Hilarious People.

One Fan Sent Me One Tooth, So I Made A Necklace Out Of It. But Then I Found A Bunch Of My Baby Teeth, And Started Realizing I Would Love To Wear A Piece Of My Fans' Bodies On Me.

Parents Should Not Let Kids Listen To My Music If It's Offensive. I Wrote These Songs For Me.