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When The Clock Tick Tocks The Party Never Stops!

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.

I Grew Up In The Bible Belt And I Made My Own Clothes And Dyed My Hair Purple. Nobody Ever Knew What To Do With Me.

I Don’t Love Just Men. I Love People. It’s Not About A Gender. It’s Just About The Spirit That Exudes From That Other Person You’re With.

People Say That Rock 'n' Roll Is Dead, And I Am Making It My Mission To Resurrect It. I Have Rock 'n' Roll Pumping Through My Veins.