There Is A Type Of Writer That

Sometimes I Think The Difference Between What We Want And What We're Afraid Of Is About The Width Of An Eyelash.

If It's Red, French, Costs Too Much, And Tastes Like The Water That's Left In The Vase After The Flowers Have Died And Rotted, It's Probably Burgundy.

Add Anchovies To Almost Anything, In Moderation, And It Will Taste Better.

Tim Thornton's Portrait Of A Pop Culture Obsession Is So Convincing That One Can't Help Wishing That His Fictional Alt Rock Band Actually Existed, Or Suspecting That They Did. The Alternative Hero Is A Weirdly Compelling Portrait Of Fanatic Fandom Which Reads Like High Fidelity At High Volume.

Sometimes I Think Everything I Touch Turns Into A Page Six Item.