There Is A Small, But Important, Difference

Timing Is Everything. That's A Cliche. Now. If I'd Said That A Long Time Ago, I'd Have Been Original.

A Cool Tattoo Design Is Any Drawing That Would Also Look Good Saggy.

I Just Started Doing This One-man Show, And I Wanted To Be Able To Score It, So I Bought A Guitar, And Got A Keyboard And Got A Harmonica. I Remember When I Started That I Didn't Understand Why A Harmonica Had Different Letters On Them.

Americans Who Do Not Celebrate Independence Day: Pets.

Hot Potato Is A Very Different Game When The People Playing Are Starving.