There Is A Small, But Important, Difference

I Like Birthdays Because We Celebrate Life With Cakes. It's So Cool. Sometimes When I See A Baby, I'm Like That Much More Cake In The World. But Then When Someone Dies, I'm Like The Cake Streak Is Over.

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.

100% Of The People Who Give 110% Do Not Understand Math.

For Me, Possibility, Progress, Growth, Those Things Are Very.. They Feel Very Good. It Doesn't Usually Come With Negativity. I Don't Really Mind Sucking At Something As Long As I'm Getting A Little Bit Better At It Along The Way.

I Want To Launch A Globe Into Space Just To Mess With The Astronauts.