There Is A Piece Of Me That

I Am A Private Detective. I Am Paid To Be Inquisitive And Presumptuous.

42 Is A Nice Number That You Can Take Home And Introduce To Your Family.

The More Susan Waited, The More The Doorbell Didn't Ring. Or The Phone.

The Hitch-hiker's Guide To The Galaxy Also Mentions Alcohol. It Says That The Best Drink In Existence Is The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, The Effect Of Which Is Like Having Your Brains Smashed Out With A Slice Of Lemon Wrapped Round A Large Gold Brick.

The Fact Is, I Don't Know Where My Ideas Come From. Nor Does Any Writer. The Only Real Answer Is To Drink Way Too Much Coffee And Buy Yourself A Desk That Doesn't Collapse When You Beat Your Head Against It.