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If You Give Everybody A Slice Of Pie, You Will Still Have More Than Enough.

In Spite Of The Poor Economy, Almost 70 Percent Of Americans Occasionally Splurge On Luxury Items -- Like A Blanket On A Plane, Or A Peanut.

Fox News Has Changed Its Slogan From 'fair And Balanced' To 'see, I Told You So!'

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