There Are Two Golden Rules For An

As You'll Never Hear The Thing Again, My Boy, Why Not Throw In A Couple Of Brass Bands?

A Soprano In Massenet's Don Quixote Complained That She Had Missed Her Entry In The Aria, "because Mr. Challiapin Always Dies Too Soon." "madam, You Must Be Profoundly In Error," Said Sir Thomas, "no Operatic Star Has Yet Died Half Soon Enough For Me."

The Grand Tune Is The Only Thing In Music That The Great Public Really Understands.

There Are Two Golden Rules For An Orchestra: Start Together And Finish Together. The Public Doesn't Give A Damn What Goes On In Between.

In The First Movement Alone, I Took Note Of Six Pregnancies And At Least Four Miscarriages.