There Are 10-20 Times More Male Comics

Even When I Wasn't Overweight I Was Never One Of Those Girls Or Women Who Wanted To Look Nice. I Always Thought It Wasn't Important.

I Often Tell Audiences At The Start Of My Shows That I'm Not Gay Because I've Got Petitions From Lesbian Groups Saying 'can You Tell People You're Heterosexual Because You're Giving Us A Bad Name.'

I Tend To Think The World Is A Bit Of A Miserable Place, So Anyone Who Can Add To People's Optimistic, Cheerful Side Is Doing A Good Job, Which Is What I Hope I'm Doing.

Having Done A Normal Job For 10 Years, As A Psychiatric Nurse Dealing With Emergencies, I Know What Terrible, Hopeless Lives Some People Have. So In Many Ways, It's Great To Be Able To Wield The Financial Power That I Can, And Do Gigs, Fundraisers Or Give Money. I Feel Lucky I Can Help Out.

An Overweight Guy Went To The Doctor Who Advised Him To Try A Keep Fit Dvd. But The Guy Said He Couldn't Be Bothered. “well” Suggested The Doctor, “try Something That Leaves You A Little Short Of Breath.” So The Buy Took Up Smoking.