There Are Three Types Of Golf: Golf,

Failure Isn't So Bad If It Doesn't Attack The Heart. Success Is All Right If It Doesn't Go To The Head.

You Are Meant To Play The Ball As It Lies, A Fact That May Help To Touch On Your Own Objective Approach To Life.

You Wonder How They Do It And You Look To See The Knack You Watch The Foot In Action, Or The Shoulder Or The Back, But When You Spot The Answer Where The Higher Glamours Lurk You'll Find In Moving Higher Up The Laurel Covered Spire That Most Of It Is Practice And The Rest Of It Is Work.

Because Golf Exposes The Flaws Of The Human Swing - A Basically Simple Maneuver - It Causes More Self-torture Than Any Game Short Of Russian Roulette.

I Await The Hour When A Journalist Can Be Driven From The Press Room For Venal Practices, As A Minister Can Be Unfrocked, Or A Lawyer Disbarred.