There Are Three Types Of Golf: Golf,

This Is The Substance Of Our Plot-for Those Who Play The Perfect Shot, There Are Ten Thousand Who Do Not.

Play Ball! Means Something More Than Runs Or Pitches Thudding Into Gloves! Remember Through The Summer Suns This Is The Game Your Country Loves.

Because Golf Exposes The Flaws Of The Human Swing - A Basically Simple Maneuver - It Causes More Self-torture Than Any Game Short Of Russian Roulette.

I Am The Servant Of My Score.

Kindness In Ourselves Is The Honey That Blunts The Sting Of Unkindness In Another.