There Are Some People Who, If They

It Is A Disturbing Conundrum That True Free Will Cannot Exist Without The Possibility Of Suicide. Then Again, It Ain't Over 'til It's Over!

Never Answer Anonymous Letters.

I Wish Everybody Had The Drive He (joe Dimaggio) Had. He Never Did Anything Wrong On The Field. I'd Never Seen Him Dive For A Ball, Everything Was A Chest-high Catch, And He Never Walked Off The Field.

How Come It Rains Every Hall Of Fame Weekend? They Need To Move It To A Different Weekend.

The Other Teams Could Make Trouble For Us If They Win.