There Are Reasons, And Then There Are

When The War Broke Out I Decided I Would Be Very Patriotic. Standing My Full Height. I Presented Myself To The Wacs And The To The Waves. And I Was Rejected - I Was An Inch Too Tall.

I Always Give My Bird A Generous Butter Massage Before I Put It In The Oven. Why? Because I Think The Chicken Likes It -- And, More Important, I Like To Give It.

...operational Proof...it's All Theory Until You See For Yourself Whether Or Not Something Works.

People Were Hysterical About Communism The Way People Today Are Hysterical About Flag Burning. I'm Really Against These People Who Try To Show That They're Great Patriots, Because They're Not Thinking, They're Just Being Hysterical.

You Never Forget A Beautiful Thing That You Have Made. Even After You Eat It, It Stays With You - Always.