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The Safest Place To Be During An Earthquake Would Be In A Stationary Store.

I Would Never Want To Be A Member Of A Group Whose Symbol Was A Guy Nailed To Two Pieces Of Wood.

When You're Born In This World You're Given A Ticket To The Freak Show. And When You're Born In America, You're Given A Front Row Seat. And Some Of Us Get To Sit There With Notebooks.

The Main Reason Women Are Crazy, Is That Men Are Stupid.

Think Of How Stupid The Average Person Is, And Realize Half Of Them Are Stupider Than That.