Christian Deodorant: "thou Shalt Not Smell"

If Two Baseball Players From The Same Hometown, On Different Teams, Receive The Same Uniform Number, It Is Not Ironic. It Is A Coincidence. If Barry Bonds Attains Lifetime Statistics Identical To His Father's, It Will Not Be Ironic. It Will Be A Coincidence.

If You Nail A Tool Shed Closed, How Do You Put The Hammer Away?

The Base Of Evil In The World Is Religion Of Any Kind

The Next Time A Prostitute Solicits Your Business, Ask For The Clergyman's Rate.

I'm Tired Of Hearing About Innocent Victims. It's Fiction, If You Live On This Planet You're Guilty, Period, F*** You, Next Case, End Of Report. Your Birth Certificate Is Proof Of Guilt.