There Are Not That Many People Who

Two Warm Bodies And One Cold Bottle Of Champagne Will Produce Something More Wonderful Than Would Happen Without The Champagne.

Sometimes I Wonder If I'm Doing Everyone A Disservice By Perpetuating The Idea That Beautiful Is Better Than Plain, Because Having Done Everything Just About That You Can Do, Sparing No Expense, And Not Effort, To Become Better Looking, I Know That Only So Much Can Be Done.

People Never Get Tired Of Looking At Beautiful Pictures Of Gorgeous Girls.

Never Expect Anybody - Except Possibly Your Analyst - To Be As Thrilled About Your Sex Life As You Are.

Love Doesn't Drop On You Unexpectedly; You Have To Give Off Signals, Sort Of Like An Amateur Radio Operator.