The Happiest People I Know Are Not

You Know You Can't Hope Yourself A Better Life - You Must Take Yourself There.

My Father Died When I Was 10; My Sister Got Polio A Couple Of Years Later And Was Paralyzed. So There I Was - My Sister In A Wheel Chair, My Father Gone, And My Mother A Quiet Little Mouse. You See, It Was The '30s In The South, So My Mother Was Not Prepared To Cope. So I Was Scared To Death. And Being That Scared, Everything Afterward Became A Struggle Not To Go Down The Drain. Struggling Became A Way Of Life For Me.

Trying To Describe A Good Marriage Is Like Trying To Describe Your Adrenal Glands. You Know They're In There Functioning But You Don't Really Understand How They Work.

Good Girls Go To Heaven And Bad Girls Go Everywhere

There Is No Better Way To Get To Know Someone Than To Have An Affair ... It Can Save Years Of Lunches.