There Are No Unbeatable Odds, There Are

When You're Young, You're Stupid. You Do Silly Things. I Did It (the O-z-z-y Tattoo Across His Knuckles) When I Was 14. I Was In Jail For Something. I Could Have Had It Removed, But Why? It's My Trademark. People Stop Me And Say, 'let Me Have A Look At Your Hand.'

I Never Thought I Could Write Anything Or Do A Show Sober, Ever. But I Did The Black Sabbath Shows Sober, And It Was So Much Better Fun For Me, And Everybody.

I've Been Dictating To My Son, Who's Helping Me On His Computer. I'm Spending A Lot Of Time Doing Research - I've Just Got Up To 1971, When I Went Crazy And Dived Through The Window. My Life Is So Full Of Interesting Stories.

I Don't Know If I'm A Medium For Some Outside Source. Whatever It Is, Frankly, I Hope It's Not What I Think … Satan.

I Didn't Really Like The Taste Of Booze. I Liked The Effect It Did On Me. But I Can't Say I Savored A Glass Full Of Chablis Chablis 1932. I Drank Whatever S - - Was In Front Of Me And Got Me Buzzed.