There Are No Real Men.

A Ballad Once In A While Doesn't Go Amiss

Don't Get A Job In An Abattoir. Don't Be A Butcher. The Idea That People Have To Do These Jobs For A Livelihood Is Ridiculous. They Can Get Other Jobs. Shoplift, Man. Better To Be A Prostitute Than Cut An Animal's Head Off For A Living.

Real Success Is Not Being On The Cover Of A Magazine; It's Knowing That You've Done, And Enjoyed Doing, What You Set Out To Do.

In Fact, I've Only Been To A Couple Of Other People's Dinner Parties. But I Must Admit, I Really Enjoyed The Few I've Been To, But I'm Not Really On That Circuit.

How Much Did You Get For Your Soul?