The Road To Nowhere Leads To Me.

Don't Ask Me, I Don't Know

If You Go Out For A Drink, You Go Out For A Drink. You Don't Think, 'i'll Have A Few Pints. I'll Piss Up This Shrine.'

I Can Honestly Say, All The Bad Things That Ever Happened To Me Were Directly, Directly Attributed To Drugs And Alcohol. I Mean, I Would Never Urinate At The Alamo At Nine O'clock In The Morning Dressed In A Woman's Evening Dress Sober.

What Can Go Wrong Will Go Wrong.

To Be A Liar, You've Got To Have A Great Memory, And I Don't Have A Memory.