There Are No Friends At Cards Or

What Is Instinct? It Is The Natural Tendency In One When Filled With Dismay To Turn To His Wife.

Don't Jump On A Man Unless He Is Down.

I Care Not Who Makes Th' Laws Iv A Nation, If I Can Get Out An Injunction.

The Only Good Husbands Stay Bachelors: They're Too Considerate To Get Married.

Vice Goes Along Way Towards Making Life Bearable. A Little Vice Now And Then Is Relished By The Best Of Men.