There Are More Old Drunkards Than Old

Taxes Are Indeed Very Heavy - We Are Taxed Twice As Much By Our Idleness. Three Times As Much By Our Pride. And Four Times As Much By Our Folly.

Laziness Travels So Slowly That Poverty Soon Overtakes It.

Who Is Rich? He That Rejoices In His Portion.

The Art Of Acting Consists In Keeping People From Coughing.

A Great Empire, Like A Great Cake, Is Most Easily Diminished At The Edges.