Pride That Dines On Vanity, Sups On

Be Temperate In Wine, In Eating, Girls, & Sloth; Or The Gout Will Seize You And Plague You Both.

Covetousness Is Ever Attended With Solicitude And Anxiety.

Quacks Are The Greatest Liars In The World Except Their Patients.

Love Your Neighbour; Yet Don't Pull Down Your Hedge.

The Problem With Common Sense Is, It Isn't.