There Are Moments When It's Too Quiet.

Someone Said Drink The Water, But I Will Drink The Wine Someone Said Take A Poor Man, The Rich Don't Have A Dime Go Fool Yourself, If You Will, I Just Haven't Got The Time I'll Give You Back Your Water, And I Will Take The Wine.

Oh, I Just Wish Someone Would Try To Hurt You So I Could Kill Them For You.

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Hustler With A Literary Agent.

I've Been A Puppet, A Pauper, A Pirate, A Poet, A Pawn And A King I've Been Up And Down And Over And Out And I Know One Thing Each Time I Find Myself Flat On My Face I Pick Myself Up And Get Back In The Race

Should Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women. Anyhow The Fact Of The Matter Is I've Failed Usually. I'm Exceptionally Enamored With Women; I Respect Them. Yet, In The Same Way As All Men, I Don't Comprehend Them.