There Are ... Just Two Kinds Of

A Writer's Working Hours Are His Waking Hours. He Is Working As Long As He Is Conscious And Frequently When He Isn't.

Your Idea Of Bliss Is To Wake Up On A Monday Morning Knowing You Haven't A Single Engagement For The Entire Week. You Are Cradled In A White Paper Cocoon Tied Up With Typewriter Ribbon.

You Lose In The End Unless You Know How The Wheel Is Fixed Or Can Fix It Yourself.

[women] ... Is Nothin' But Little Girls In Long Skirts, And Their Hair Done Up.

Writing Is Not An Amusing Occupation. It Is A Combination Of Ditch-digging, Mountain-climbing, Treadmill And Childbirth.