Anything Can Have Happened In Oklahoma. Practically

Big Doesn't Necessarily Mean Better. Sunflowers Aren't Better Than Violets.

Any Garment Which Is Cut To Fit You Is Much More Becoming, Even If It Is Not So Splendid As A Garment Which Has Been Cut To Fit Somebody Not Of Your Stature.

Men Often Marry Their Mothers.

The Feminine In The Man Is The Sugar In The Whisky. The Masculine In The Woman Is The Yeast In The Bread. Without These Ingredients The Result Is Flat, Without Tang Or Flavor.

One Can Summon Courage And Fortitude To Face Tragedy; Irritations And Frustrations Are A Cloud Of Mosquitoes That Nip And Sting And Drive One Frantic.