Theology Is Unnecessary.

Most Sets Of Values Would Give Rise To Universes That, Although They Might Be Very Beautiful, Would Contain No One Able To Wonder At That Beauty.

Jesus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks You're An Ass.

The Downside Of My Celebrity Is That I Cannot Go Anywhere In The World Without Being Recognized. It Is Not Enough For Me To Wear Dark Sunglasses And A Wig. The Wheelchair Gives Me Away.

Life Would Be Tragic If It Weren't Funny.

It Is Not Clear That Intelligence Has Any Long-term Survival Value.