Then When I Cut My Hair Short,

My Sister, She Says She Knows Elvis.

I Am Sweet, I Am Ugly, I Am Mean If You Love Me. I'll Try Hard Just To Please You, When I Say I Don't Need You.

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Sqares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting. Now, I Don't Want To Rob Any Law-abiding American Of His Or Her God-given Rights, But I Think We Are An Industrious Enough People That We Can Make It Work With Only One Square Per Restroom Visit, Except, Of Course, On Those Pesky Occasions Where 2 To 3 Could Be Required.

Most Writers Like To Maintain Some Sort Of Anonymity. For Me, Making Videos Was An Assault.

God, I Feel Like Hell Tonight. Tears Of Rage I Cannot Fight. I'd Be The Last To Help You Understand... Nothing's True And Nothing's Right So Let Me Be Alone Tonight 'cause You Can't Change The Way I Am... I Have A Face I Cannot Show, I Make The Rules Up As I Go. It's Try And Love Me If You Can. Are You Strong Enough To Be My Man? When I've Shown You That I Just Don't Care, When I'm Throwing Punches In The Air, When I'm Broken Down And I Can't Stand Will You Be Man Enough To Be My Man?