Then When I Cut My Hair Short,

I Have Been Around For A Long, Long Time. I Didn't Make It 'til I Was Older. I Went Through The Period When Women Were Not Getting Signed, Particularly If You Were Writing Songs That Were Lyrically Propelled.

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Sqares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting. Now, I Don't Want To Rob Any Law-abiding American Of His Or Her God-given Rights, But I Think We Are An Industrious Enough People That We Can Make It Work With Only One Square Per Restroom Visit, Except, Of Course, On Those Pesky Occasions Where 2 To 3 Could Be Required.

It's Better To Have Three Broken Engagements Than Three Divorces.

I Was Turned Down By Every Record Label In L.a. Perseverance Is Three Quarters Of The Game. Talent's Only A Quarter. Being Able To Withstand The Word 'no' Over And Over Can Build You A Pretty Tough Skin. I Knew If I Just Kept At It, At The Very Least I'd Get Better At My Craft.

Then Not Everything Is Gonna Be The Way You Think It Oughta Be. It Seems Like Everytime I Try To Make It Right, It All Comes Down On Me. Please Say Honestly You Won't Give Up On Me, And I Shall Believe.